'Cause I'm a Vegetarian...~

I am writing the Declaration of Vegetarianism because I believe in not eating meat and such. Why do I believe this? Ohohoho~! You shall learn...~

I believe that we, as human beings with the ability to reason and think compassionately, and with the modern resources available to us, should not (have to) eat meat. There are many other options that are just as nutritional viable and much more compassionate.

... Yeah, I was going to be all epic for 325 words about why everyone should be vegetarian, but Matt just asked Zander for some tots, and Zander pulled some tots out of his pocket. It made my day and has thusly distracted me from veggie thoughts.

In band, we had an epic failure. Individuals that I know were terrible at staying in step and following the marching fundamentals, and there was hardly any equidistant spacing or step size, along with our lack of singing in Ghanaan. It was horrible (now say that like I wrote it as 'harbl').

In other news, I found out what you call the squiggly line that I have fallen in love with as a result of online communities. It's called a tilde~! In online communities, it is used to show a sarcastic, playful, or sometimes flirty connotation. It's epic, that's what it is. You can also use it to show a change in pitch when talking, or if something is sung. I love it. It has eclipsed my love for ellipses entirely~

Anyhoo, being a vegetarian is awesome. I get to eat awesome foods awesomely while awesomely not feel any unawesome guilt! Plus, I generally will live long than my peers who eat meat, and I will generally be healthier than them. Plus, I get to save animals! HOORAY~

I really want an egg biscuit now. With cheese. Cheese is good. This was a really bad Declaration. I can't wait to get home because I can't think and I totally forgot about the physics test next hour. I'm done.